I give up. I ask you for one little thing and it turns into a massive drama.
You ask me for anything and I do everything I can to get it right. When will you return the favour
Do you have to always have something to say. I’m trying to enjoy my holiday and you keep trying to butt in. Get over it.
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
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I have packed all my clothes and i just need to get together all the other little things i need and then i’m off to MELBOURNE! i just simply am way to excited and cannot wait to be down there with my baby! So many plans, so little time, it’s still 3 days away but i’m the most excited i have ever been. I’ll miss my family, but it’s only 9 days i’m gone.
hayden i love you <3
